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Dog Latin

Dog Latin is rarely put to a serious purpose. [citation needed]

One can only imagine the scholar who, upon completing his two-decade-long labor of translating Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past into Dog Latin, decides to relax by browsing Wikipedia. He stumbles across this entry. Reading and re-reading this sentence, his lip begins to quiver. Out of the corner of his eye, he notes the stack of papers that comprise his manuscript as he nervously fumbles with a lighter. Then his mom yells at him to go to bed; she doesn’t care if he’s fifty-three, in her house he will abide by her rules, dammit!

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